mrscalypsojackson:

I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING 

princeblainers:

literally me whenever someone talks to my best friend:

orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

meladoodle:

STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED: 

i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)

toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ponyboyismyhomeboy:

my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.

WHAT

dude sell that shit to disney

holy-tardisofgallifrey:

sirdalek:

holy-tardisofgallifrey:

So I started watching Sherlock and look

The library

I legit just sat here for a minute saying “oh my god” over and over again…

Are you trying to tell me that the Sherlock fandom has never noticed this, cause…

That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.

akane-tamru:

Today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

consultingdemon:

jeric-kripke:

SCENE FADE 

CUE MUSIC

(Source: agentbartowski)

overachievious:

louuistomlinson:

allexsheathes:

every single fandom explained in one gif

#what the fuck is this supposed to be #a million sam winchesters

#a million sam winchesters